Honestly, Matt Damon had better win best actor. That movie just doesn't work without Damon, and I think people saying "oh, that's just Matt Damon playing Matt Damon" are really discounting the magnitude of the feat that was carrying a 2+ hour movie. You could've plugged anyone into The Revenant, probably would've…

Maya Rudolph in the mocap suit *makes* this

This movie will determine whether or not I ever have children. I refuse—in the words of Rust Cohle—to yank a soul from nonexistence into a world in which there are more bad star wars movies than good ones.