We're fully evil here in Europe, sir.

They should've thrown you away and raised the afterbirth. How's that?

THAT took 2 weeks?

Can I assume you're not actually from Ireland, you humourless gowlbag? Can you please use someone else's language to inform people that you are both a fairy and a raven, and not drag an entire nation along in your crusade to clean up the internet and make sure that no-one else is laughing when you're not amused?