Meeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooow!

Welcome to the AV Club, where we begin all articles about Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker start with a quote from Henry David Thoreau, probably because we just finished reading Walden for the 5th time while on vacation in Austin (for the barbecue AND the music).

It's gonna be 3 hours of Gazorpazorpfield. Enjoy yourself, bitches.

And we care about this because….?

No mention in the article that The Colour and the Shape was produced by Gil Norton, who produced much of the Pixies seminal discography.
Now where are my f'ing enchiladas?

Why isn't Gazoprazorpfield on the fall schedule? CBS hates spacecats.

Been there done that.

More Dan Soder!

Did they photoshop Patton Oswalt into the photo? Gazorpazorpfield loves Patton. He's the man. He brings me enchiladas all the f'ing time.

Dr Luke is Gazorpazorpfield's proctologist, AKA Dr Jellyfinger.

Gazorpazorpfield enjoys flying United because I am a masochist of the highest possible order.

Gazorpazorpfield is headed to the Isle of Dogs with a big sack of catnip. Gonna get some dog stink on my cat parts…. and some Scarlet Johansson stink on my human arm parts.

The Gazorpazorpfield movie drops in 2112, because Gazorpazorpfield is a huge Rush fan.
G-zorp Out!

I heard one kid made a diorama about a world without dioramas.

I can't believe our assignment is to make a diorama of us making our nineteenth diorama.

Opening for Bananarama on this tour…. T'Pau.
Give a little bit of heart and soul…. and give me my f'ing enchiladas.

Congrats on being able to type your views all by yourself! Remember: the deadline for submission to your junior high school newspaper is 4 p.m.
Now where are my F'ing enchiladas?

RIP Don.
Now where are my f'ing enchiladas?
Oh, there my enchiladas are. Right by my 55 gallon drums of Schezwan McNuggets dipping sauce…

This is the One by the Stone Roses has provided Gazorpazorpfield with a soundtrack for several memorable encounters.
Now where are my f-ing enchiladas?

Amelie, please.