Expect the writing to plummet harder than Bioware's did between mass effect one and two. Oh, and shipping. Lots of shipping.

Cracked.com just called them up for an internship.

No I really don't. But I know what it's like to be poor and white.

Are they? Since when? Pretty sure R-rated action flicks are dying. I can't think of another one.

And still no mention of blue ruin…

Blue Ruin should be here.

They should put this same disclaimer before every Nikki Minaj video.

Bone thugs are great. Who gives a shit what the radio plays.

Twenty-fo'-seven I'm a rankin' in my Frank-lin's. I'm just try'na make
ends meet nigga-break bread. So lay there, play dead while I shake 'em
down. Rippin' ya pockets takin' ya profit-don't make a sound. If murda
made me richa nigga, then I'd be a killa. If robbin' rappa's was my
practice I'd know how to get'cha. I'm…