"We made fun of the Waldos, a.k.a. ‘Wallies,’ they were the weaker link, the ones who didn’t fit in.”

The only thing Kevin Smith ever had to teach us was contained in Silent Bob's speech in Clerks.

"What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?"

Find her on podcasts, she's always hilarious. She's been on Comedy Bang Bang a bunch of times. Anyone know where else?

That photo… did someone give Steve Bannon a guitar?

I hear the next Thor movie will be a mid-credit scene in the Black Panther movie.

Or just pay $22 for food because it's just $22 for crying out loud what is this the 30's?

The next several levels are also cow parts.

Sorry bro but if you won't eat bugs you are not an adventurous eater. That's like level 2 of adventurous eating, right after cow tongue and right before cow balls.

Easy, just take any movie and put Tatiana Maslany in every role.

Just watched Reptilicus and it was pretty good. I was laughing a lot during the first half hour in particular. Not terribly fond of the Tom Servo voice, but we'll see. Also not fond of the singing they do during the movie, but I think that also annoyed me in the original series. The monster rap was awesome.

It's all an elaborate scheme to achieve the impossible - to someday create a film more difficult to watch than Going Overboard.

My theory is that the White Walkers signify "ice" and the dragons signify "fire" and the two will clash in some way and Tyrion will have a pretty good one-liner about it.

Tonight I'm gonna get high, watch MST3K and not have sex because apparently it is 1997.

Steve Bannon looks like the half of someone's ass that was blown off in Vietnam.

It makes sense that Negan wants to use personal relationships to his advantage. It doesn't make sense that Rick and Garbage Queen stand fully erect while everyone around them free fire in random directions.

The entire gunfight was a mess. I would have been perfectly satisfied if they had just pulled off a quality battle scene. I could forgive the other shortcomings. But I waited all season for some confusing scenes of people firing automatic weapons with few consequences. They've become too precious with their…

Second season of Fear was really good, much better than the first. Did it get bad reviews?

I know it's fake because I DON'T AGREE WITH IT!

As a Trump-supporting Republican, I was taught that the city of Chicago is a burning hellscape. Since these images don't reinforce my existing worldview I will choose not to believe them. In the past, I would have suggested that they were cherry-picked, doctored or otherwise crafted by the mainstream media to create a…