Being burned alive is making me thirsty!

When is the release date? I want to know how much longer I get to have a girlfriend.

This does not explain the more important mystery of last night's episode - can giants walk underwater or was he planning on using two ships like water skis?

Terrible gambler, too.

It's kind of cool that there is now a generation who doesn't want to eat all of the hyper-processed preservatives and lab experiments we ironically call food.

I'm glad Nickelback is around to set the bar, I'm going to go kill myself.

In today's edition of "Potential Rapist or Method Actor" we have Paul Johansson…

Stop, stop! It's already dead!

The last couple seasons felt like a lot of retread, but it's been easy to get excited about the final season.

A real tour de force!

There may be "new jokes" but don't worry, each and every one is a forced, awkward callback to an old joke from the original.

You know who else autoplays videos? Hitler. Hitler does.

AND ALL THAT IS OLD SHALL BE MADE NEW

I just want to play a game that is as fun, simple and engrossing as the FF games of yesteryear. I tried to play XII and XIII but I didn't finish either one. It lost its magic for me with unengaging battle systems and overly linear plots. I replayed FF 3/6 a few months and had a blast. Turn based combat is fun and…

I don't mean to be the grandma police, but…

I think you're thinking of Donny Host.

I don't understand a word you are Changing.

Uh, spoiler alert

I'm a lightweight, I'll just watch the pilot and go to sleep.

Bethesda is basically in a position with their franchises where they can straight PRINT MONEY and are choosing to do so later, maybe.