I had never heard of this song until now.  Thanks for pointing it out to me!

Watch out for the Shaq attack!

Newton "Minow."  Not "Minnow."

DICK CAVETT BORN

Now that I have seen the "Faster Pussycat!" trailer, that Kentucky Fried Movie clip is even more spot-on than it ever seemed before.

Plagiarizer, more like (see:  Jeff Ross's joke at the Ben Stiller roast about ten years ago)

Well, you'd still have to pay taxes on the additional income from the raise.  Incorporating a program where you get taxable benefits instead of taxable cash is not going to be any different, assuming the value of the benefits is equal to the value of the raises you would have received.  Now, if the benefits are less…

Sorry, Morgendorffer, but it's not your company's fault.  Whether you get "points," incentives, or gifts, it's all taxable income that you have to pay taxes on.  The only difference is that the new system you describe is easier to track, and therefore easier to know how much tax should be taken out, so the company…

[Deleted double post. Winning money on Jeopardy: no hassle. Dealing with Disqus: hassle.]

I was on Jeopardy and won a pretty good amount of money.  It's extremely straightforward:  they send you a check for your winnings, then at the end of the year, it's treated as income and you pay tax on it like all your income.  (I guess if you live in California, you have to pay the taxes up front.)  Not a hassle at…

So they (1) stole a joke from Seinfeld (about cleavage being like the sun; you don't stare directly at it); and (2) stole jokes from earlier seasons (where Kent storms off after the station runs the wrong clip instead of his interview with the Pope, and where Kent refuses to read the news without his danish).