The worst part about these crappy remakes? Remember when "Planet of the Apes" was remade? Now, every time I see the words "Planet of the Apes" on the guide display on my TiVO/U-Verse/XFinity/whatever, there's a faint glimmer of hope that it will be the Charlton Heston version.

Yeah, doesn't say much about the article when the author can't even bother to get the name right.