Hey, if I can't date the sharky before my wedding to Queen Ursula, I'll sell the bar!

The jellywobbler

When will Russell Crowe wrestle a shark?

No

I did! It is!

To paraphrase:At Cornell University, they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. AV Club, if I were…

Well, with father's day coming up, I'll assume I'll be playing whatever the fuck I want :)

I'm still laughing at this.

I might have given this a go, and then you mentioned Very Bad Things, and…nope.

No, I'm just writing it myself. I'm borrowing ideas from Harry Potter (they're attending an Adventurers Academy), Pokemon (they'll each have a talking familiar…I suppose that's kind of like His Dark Materials, too), and other fairly straightforward fantasy stuff.

I never got their info, and I think they were a little put off by how much I said "fuck" during the sessions…

Yeah, I assumed as much.
It wasn't really for me, so I've kind of stayed away from it.

I used to try and find a balance of both, and I was really able to hone my skills running Temple Of Elemental Evil straight into Scourge Of The Slavelords; there is/was a part in Scourge at the very beginning that is known as Dame gold's party, and sometimes we did 2 separate sessions just on the party and the…

Oh, it can be an absolute riot.

I'm in the process of building a kid-friendly world for my kids, and we're using Lego for our minatures.
The thing is, way back in the '80's and 90's when I used to play all the time, we never, ever used minatures

Absolutely nothing sad about that at all; I used to DM and do stand-up and I'd say DMing was more often more difficult, if for no other reason than you're dealing with on-the-spot decisions in response to players actions, all while trying to maintain a nice flow to storytelling, combat, and with an eye for the rules…

I think I'll watch this.

To paraphrase : At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that…

Oh, I smell a new reality show! "He rape/She rape"

Au secours!