That there is a passport to every goth girl's naughty bits it is.

Ewwww
Two girls, One CPU?

I've already warned my kids that if I see them grabbing ponytails or cottontails, they're "fucking done".

We seem to have a different understanding of the term "delightful performance piece".

"America's Pastimes Collide".

In his defence, he's a fucking moron.

How international!

I'm not tolerant, no…

Hi-yo!

Meh-I can't-and won't-pretend to give a shit. Fuck your hate politics, and fuck your gun laws, and fuck your apathy at both. You reap what you sow. Time for coffee.

I hope he doesn't digitally stimulate his wife with those fingers!

Face first? Pfft-rookie

As a bass player for almost 30 years, it's almost maddening how fucking good that girl is.
Almost, but I love talent way too much to be upset :)

No Endless Ocean news means unhappy ossimer

It can turn even the simplest and mundane of days into a scintillating, sparkle-rage filled adventure!

I have 2 kids and severe depression- I have all the bizarro I need :)

Nope, life is too short and time too valuable.

I was surprised at that omission as well.

OITNB. 3…4…episodes in (not sure at this point), and it's a slog. I'll stick it out, but I'm not optimistic.
Saturday was an insanely busy day…neighborhood yard sale, festival, birthday party, and then food trucks and a film in the park…why the fuck am i awake at 6:12 a.m.?

Needs more dog.