I never did. I explained my approach to the situation, but not once did I declare that it's the way things should be.

Ive never understood what the big deal with texting in a theater is; it's a massive screen vs. a tiny, tiny screen. I suffer from adhd pretty severely, and even I can focus on the giant, bangy, shooty, wooshy screen that's about 1000 times the size of a phone screen.

She texted, big fucking deal. Good for her for getting the fuck out of there asap

Thought of her, too…Triss? Maybe Jane Levy?

Cobie Smulders would work, too

Kings Bounty is the only answer

Body massage

I never saw it, and have no desire to ever see it. I remember people trying to get me to watch it, by saying "you gotta see it!", to which I would say "Why? It's fucking disgusting, and only a fucking sick idiot wants to watch that."
Seriously, why in the fuck…

Those first 2 descriptors make the 3rd redundant

So says Dickhead Killjoy, eh?

Parenthood…every fucking day.

Just like I tell my kids when they wistfully ask if they're adopted:
Not A Fucking Chance

The original-Hiram Glyphic & The Bast Relief Comedy Jam-is still the best.

I think at this point, it's time to just cancel politics as a whole in the United States-no more president, no more Senate or senators, no governors, just…nothing. Send the entire country to school and team building camps, without partisanship or goofy and utterly empty brand ideologies interfering. Take a good 4…

If only we had some sort of scientific method to determine a human being's lineage….

Well, isn't he something?

Agreed.

Yeah, it does….one of those "damn, why didn't I think of that!?"

Animal Crossing AND a zelda mobile game? My wife will be deleting pics of our children to make room.

Well, they do say you are what you eat.