What is the epilogue for No Tomorrow?
"It's in the title, fuckface."

Probably better than their "Avoid At All Costs" strategy

Hmmm….that is a valid point…far better than the arguments my wife came up with

Got it!

BINGO!!

Nope.
Colorado vari-oh…haha-just gummie gummies.

The name "ossimer" actually divided my in-laws-half of them thought it was a neat, unique name, and half of them thought my wife should sue for full custody.

Family name.
In all seriousness, it was a coincidence that he shares the name of a Jedi, and I only found out when we went to a toy store and I saw his toy

Nope.

No…no…not ever.

I only found out last year my son shares the name of a Jedi….free gummies to the one that guesses it!

As long as it doesn't go Salacious.

No word of a lie, the following baby names were rejected by my wife:
Demogorgon
ScottLynn
Osias
Ossimer
Devo
Willow

It is getting out of Han

Yes.

Well, I wasn't planning on adding to my fetish diary today, but…

I read that headline and just assumed Kidman was giving birth to Overlord Giada's feculant progeny

MY World Of Flops…MY…

I will pick up the mantle of this article, and my first article will be the overwhelming shit-show "Love, Actually".

Gonna Get Lit-