I was hospitalized for depression this year, and this is something I struggle with. In my head I know I'm one of the luckiest people alive-I have a beautiful, supportive wife, and two ungodly beautiful and wonderful children-, and my reasons to keep living far outweigh the "reasons" to "suicide" (apparently, there's a…

In related news, my Nerdcore rap band Natural 20 (Always a hit!), will be unleashing our new album "Playa's Handbook" in November!
Our first single samples NoMeansNo and is called "This Story Must Be Rolled"

Coffee Crisp Blizzard.

I raise this glass to thee!

When I underestimate assassins-which I almost NEVER do-I do it wildly and with reckless abandon!

I'm just fine with my current ps4, and my massive PS3 backlog. No need to upgrade for the forseeable future.

Anybody else miss flip phones? The further I slip into a porn-induced shame spiral, the more I think "flip phones would never have allowed this"….

It's a linguistic pandemic, and I fucking hate it.

All this write-up and article proved was a gross misunderstanding of the word "genius"

Well, there goes months of fanfic down the crapper

Cersei would say that.

It's good news for a change!

I declare her grave site to be the go-to for gay marriages.
The sun shines bright today-the witch is dead!
Glad she'll get eaten by asexual worms.

Holy fucking clickbait.

Or "Hey, when's the next stand-up tour?"

I envy and pity you at the same time.
This must be what my friends feel for me….

Ah, Pamela Adlon…my wife says it ok for me to have sex with her! In fact, she was so amused and tickled by the idea that she laughed for a whole hour!

That's Fathers Day, I thinks.

Perhaps. Remember-Canadian.
Harsh in Canadian converted into US is…actually, it's much worse, isn't it?
Hmmmm…too much piss in my Cheerios this morning.

As a Canadian and life-long fan of the punk "DIY" ethos, it behooves me to put the "U" in "Labour"…
But, yeah, happy LABOR day, ya lazy fucking jackasses.*