:(

The screen adaptation was a piece of shite.

That's too bad. Turkish Star Wars is a hilarious watch with a group of people.

I'd completely forgotten about this one.

Michael Shannon was the only good thing about that movie.

Armageddon? Armageddon out of here…

Dear God! Eye of the Beholder. Sooo bad. "Merry Christmas, Daddy."

I made it through 15 minutes at a family gathering. Pure dreck.

First thing I noticed.

And both have Kyle MacLachlan. He sure made some interesting choices, post-Twin Peaks.

You weren't the only one. And after hearing what a douche he was to the extras and crew on the set of Postman… I've stayed far away.

This.

Be Cool and The Haunting (1999). Both on opening night. Both stuck in the front row. At least I was able to leave 20 minutes into the former. The latter I had come with a large group. And I had made the mistake of watching the far superior original several days earlier.