I still haven't watched it, so I didn't read this post! Cool, huh? You should try it.

My parents had a cat when they were first married (age 20) that would follow a joint around the apartment, sitting on top of the back of the couch or chair, clearly sticking her head in the cloud and inhaling, then moving with the pass to sit behind the next person.

Only been drug tested to work as a toll collector and when I worked for Ruby Tuesday.

I don't get tested. And my job requires a graduate degree AND I work with children.

Are you saying mouth-mixed margaritas will fix my crossed eyes?

I've never gone Spring Breaking, but Lonely Island has made it clear to me that there should be more gay marriage involved than is in this clip.

Dang, I voted for Perry Ferret over Ferret Fawcet.

Does anybody know what he means by decks in this context? Am I too old to understand? Please help.

That would be true . . . except nothing in the show suggests that they think this is a universal issue. They think it's an issue for Grace and Frankie.

At least two ladies in my facebook feed have made the same assertion.

I tried their stuffed mushrooms one time, and immediately threw up into my napkin. Then went into the bathroom and projectile vomited in the general direction of a toilet, making a horrendous mess.

The park bench scene was great characterization. I mean, when I'm being lazy, I'd sum up Brianna as cold, almost cruel, and Frankie as playful and kind. The park bench lets us see where both personalities can overlap. Frankie's playfulness leads to what is arguably a cruelty, if mild and harmless.

I thought it was a pizza joint.

I thought about upvoting, then I felt gross too.

He claims it's the Democrats problem now, which I'm sure somehow makes sense to his worshipers. I don't really get it.

While reading this article, I had to yell at my cat three times for trying to eat a piece of velcro adhered to the side of my PC tower.

I think we're just at a temporary convergence, unfortunately.

same as his IQ.

I'm not sure Joe Biden will be 35 in dog years by then.

Robot roll call: