I'm not fully sold on Everything Now. That's not a bad thing. I liked Reflektor, but I didn't connect with it like I did with The Suburbs. Lyrically, the album doesnt mean much to me, but I love the way it sounds.

Uh huh huh huh…and so forth?

I blame the Willenials.

I understand so little of this article.

You're never along when you're among friends.

That's how Fatty Arbuckle wore his pants.

I'm along all the time. Unless I'm with people.

And what's he doing in Milwaukee? He's vacationing in Milwaukee? Is this part of his quest to visit every major league ballpark before he goes to jail?

He truly was half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli.

So that's not a chocolate ice cream twist? So I've been asking people via text to eat my what now?

I used to be a Fanny Flagg man.

That my lens cloth does anything other than push grease and filth around on my lenses is something I can't admit to myself. Eventually it gets bad enough that I take soap and water to them. If I had a tool at my disposal that actually cleaned them with little effort, it'd become an addiction. I'd be wiping them off at…

You made a long journey from Milan to Minsk…

Pickle just wants to know that his tax dollars aren't going to support a deadbeat.

Lets just hope that Pickle is fickle
Otherwise he'll align with hammer and sickle

Today I heard someone on CNN politely describe it as autofelatio. Ahhh the times we live in. People really are getting better and better, right? Lets celebrate humanity!

Being pulled up on stage or singled out in an audience is one of my greatest fears. It just so happens that a sweater and a button down is my go to look in winter months. Wear it loud and proud (but not too loud or too proud, lest someone notice you)!

I thought there was reason to be hopeful. Did something change in the last 2 hours?

Pleaee let me know if I should wear suspenders and a goofy, wide-brimmed hat, or a silver spandex space suit to your next concert.

Their imitators have produced some awful music. That's somethin' to hang your hat on.