Ivanka is the only kid he has with him in Washington.

And Jared Kushner will be in charge of eradicating all the crime that afflicts black people. On his panel is Rosa Parks and Hariet Tubman.

He's putting Frederick Douglass in charge of organizing a meeting with the black caucus. Apparently, they all know each other.

You can mark it down. Russia won't be in Ukraine. What? Of course I knew Russia annexed Crimea.

He only likes 10s. The rest he calls pigs or don't even notice them.

Fame hasn't seem to affect Grumpy Cat at all. She looks as disgruntled as ever.