I detected no Jezebel tone. Mocking an idiot is a not-being-an-idiot tone

Or, they do. The alt-right aren't in any way misunderstood, or in any way deep.

There's some butthurt.

Hi, Stephen. Leave your room. Now.

This is the only article I've sen that's mentioned him, and it kicks the living shit out of him. So.

We're really basing a lot, an entire commentary and judgement, on one photo??? Which has been declared less inspiring then it could be, eh?

Benoist co-starred in this. Let's say more about her then what she brought out of her co-star, yeah? Try that in future.

"… if you aren't already convinced you're living a lie."

Well, okay. Enjoy your cartoon.

Poor little lambs!

Wow. Star Wars is quaking in its boots. No, really.

No, the haters declared it would bomb, and then tried to reinforce their myth by making it happen. They failed. It wasn't a huge success, but it was a success. That's it, really. Only one side was right.

The Illuminati will get the cheque off to you as soon as they've finished with their backlog for The Force Awakens. Hang tight.

Yes, this laughable trend to imagine things that aren't real will never catch on.

She's in Star Wars, you're not.

I gather he has other projects already.

The mystery in no way prevents one from engaging with her.
Daisy's astonishing performance and overall likeability prevents that. If someone's watching the lightsaber duel thinking "well, I don't know if I care" it's their fault.

The guy on Gizmodo? There's always one.

Yeah. You don't have any attractive friends, I think.

Hi there, Kylo. You got your ass kicked. Deal with it.