Best, most hilarious denoument in rock history.

I bought a car in January 2008 and the ST was in my cd changer until the day I sold it six years later.

This might actually be my favorite lifetime record. The others have a a handful of essential tracks and a lot of chugga chugga filler; the ST is all killer, back to back to back. "All Night Long" and "Records At Nite" has to be one of the best 1-2 combos ever.

What the hell is a medicine show

Really, you sobbed at True Detective? Literal, heaving gasps of grief? When did this become an acceptable thing to say/do in critical discourse?

No, I didn't, because I don't come to the AV Club to read comments. I came to read a review and it would be nice if it was accurate. I don't give a shit what's in the comments section and find it puzzling that you do.

I'm not here to read the comments, I'm here to read the review; therefore, no, I have not read the comments.

Hooli. Do you even watch these things?

They're still trying to make garfunkel and oates happen, huh?

Exactly, I was going to take a pass based on having seen dozens of times the ad where the reggie watts looking one goes GURRRRRRL!. I guess it would be foolish to assume that CC was doing a good job of advertising this.

I was going to skip this based on the extremely unfunny promos, but I guess I owe it to myself to give it a shot.

I took AP history and english, where our teacher was my best friend's dad, and for extra credit he ran a weekly "movie night" where we stayed after school, ate pizza and watched movies of sometimes dubious historical value. We watched a fair amount of documentaries - the PBS series and Ken Burns were in rotation quite…

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Aka the video that launched a thousand adolescent boner fantasies.

The Body Lay In The Parlor For Hours

I'll admit to being caught up in a moment with the screamo stuff, but there were a lot of genuinely good bands that got buried in the deluge. I'm thinking mostly the skramz stuff. Orchid, I Hate Myself, Pg. 99, Saetia. I'd like to look back and remember the last year of high school and the first two of college as…

"…maybe our generation, or this generation of actors, just isn’t much into roasts anymore" is an intriguing point, but I would argue that the original, Friar's Club concept of roasting was originally meant to honor veteran comedians within their circle of close friends int he comedy establishment. 
The Comedy Central…

The trick is to have started listening to them at an utterly abysmal time in your life. If your first experience with death grips is while scamming your way onto a bus in the middle of February to get home from your depressing temp job to the apartment you can barely afford and the girlfriend you rely on to make…

Unless I'm mistaken, wasn't PBR a sort of upscale-ish domesto back in the late 70s? Also, no Taco Bell/Demolition Man?

Here's the trick—don't influence them at all. I plan on being the most boring, responsible, dependable dad ever so that my kids will be forced to look to the extreme for ways to piss me off and scare me when they're teenagers. Then, as they grow up and become less retarded, everything will move to the center as a…