I believe her name is Chesty LaRue. Either that, or Busty St. Claire…

Combed…biscuit…chicken…yellow…mailman.

And I know he's had his trouble with the revenuers, but…

Suspect is driving a blue…car of some sort in the direction of…um…you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is HATLESS. I repeat: HATLESS.

They don't. They're supposed be zany.

Good for him. He escape to freedom by cartwheeling over Berlin Wall!

Every one of Bart's classmates in Cypress Creek Elementary's "The Leg Up Program", but especially, Gordie:

Children, I'm not going to tell you again about the scooching.

No! He said something *like* "Poochie", only more proactive!!

He's living in a fool's paradise! What if he was taking a shower and got turned upside down? That thing'd be his TOMB!!

No pizza. Only Kalam Kalash.
No bowl. Stick! Stick!

Must throw in some belated love for Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo.

Great list all-around. Bonus points for including Zutroy, who's as American as apple pie:

Don't forget about Duke Johnson. He just finished his junior year, and he's already broken OJ Anderson's school rushing record and Santana Moss's yards from scrimmage record. It's really amazing to think that he's managed all this while playing on some of the shittier teams The U has fielded in quite some time. Dude's…

UCF used the promise of being able to start as a freshman more than anything else to start drawing players away from UM, which doesn't start underclassmen nearly as much, but the Shapiro scandal definitely hurt recruiting the last several years, since it wasn't clear that Miami would even have a program to commit to…

'01 game was at Florida State, and we kicked the shit out of them, so I think you're thinking of '02, when, after two prior "Wide Right" finishes, FSU decided to shake it up and lose with a "Wide Left". I remember how nuts the place went, too. Since I was a student, entry to the games was built in to our tuition (do…

He did. He was on the same defense as Lewis was. He was also on the '91 National Championship roster. Wound up getting benched in favor of Warren Sapp after an injury.

The Washington game. God, that was a massacre. Loved seeing them take revenge for the loss in 2000. Atmosphere in the OB was truly insane that day.

He was such a non-factor in the days that the team was awesome, and really didn't do anything to hurt it when he was in the midst of his fraudulent wheeling and dealing (Larry Coker's complete inability to recruit good players or actually coach a game did that on its own); where Shapiro fucked things up for The U was…

Dorsey lasted 6 seasons in the NFL and one in the CFL before becoming a scout for the Carolina Panthers. He's now their quarterbacks coach.