I'd probably watch a show about Pepper and Lily.

I'm one of those people who's watched this series from the beginning. Cristina Yang is one the best characters — and not just best *female* characters — TV has ever given us. Sandra Oh is a extraordinary actress who kept me coming back to this series even when it was being ridiculous. And I'm still annoyed that…

In an hour filled with some great moments, I absolutely loved how Peter casually poured two glasses of water and ended up throwing both of them in Castro's smarmy face.

In Michael Jackson's defense, I'd like to think he might actually have been excited about Santa Claus at that age. Wait, okay, I just read that back and never mind. His father made him sing it like that.

This was the only season of the series I ever watched and I did so because the Beekman Boys were one of the teams. They're gay and I'm gay, so I just wanted to see how they'd do in this sort of competition. My ex and I watched the season together and he and I both knew that James and Abba were gay — just not in any…

Wait… surely I'm not the only one who noticed the closet theme in this episode. Phil goes into Jay's closet, Jay and Claire go to a closet convention and Cam wants Mitchell to go back into the closet for a few days so they won't upset his grandmother. I see what you did there, Modern Family. Also, Lily is the funniest…