That's just their brains. Don't be deceived.

I'll have a tan when we get to Kinja.

I'll never be white enough to be a Republican. Can you fix that?

I hear The_Donald is vacant. We could take up residence there.

I've got Obamacare now. What do I need you for?

Kind of figured. I've seen you around for a while and I've never noticed you being an asshole.

Giorno also toured with Burroughs and Laurie Anderson and the three of them released a live album to document it. it was called You're the Guy I Want to Share My Money With and was released on Giorno Poety Systems. He had two long tracks: "I Don't Need It, I Don't Want It, and You Cheated Me Out of It" and "Completely…

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Bye bye miss american pie.

Linger on…

Multiply that by four and you've got Metal Machine Music.

She keeps sucking on my Ding Dong but it's just not the same since Hostess is gone.

Three Kens and a Barbie walk into an art gallery…where they meet another Barbie…

He wasn't 16. He wasn't beautiful. And he wasn't mine.

Spelling was optional in those days. But the onions on the belt were required if you wanted to be stylish.

Where did Sean come out of? I wasn't aware that he was inside of anything. And I've been here since before Al Gore invented the interwebs.

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. Two can be as bad as one. It's the loneliest number since the number one.

How many angels can dance in Trump's baby hands?

Bud is that you? Because you can come home now. We won't ask any questions.

When I was a kid the original Playboy Club was up the street and the pioneering male strip club was right there too. The owner of the Sugar Shack had her farm on the same road as the the Playboy Club but instead of bunnies she raised Arabian horses. They were blonder and more beautiful.