HERE! HERE! HERE! HERE'S YOUR PAPER! HERE'S YOUR PAPER! HERE'S YOUR PAPER! HAPPY NOW? HAPPY? HAPPY NOW?

Oh, allow me to introduce Nurse Diesel, my right-hand man, woman.

Nurse Diesel: Oh, get off it. I know you better than you know yourself. You live for bondage and discipline!
Dr. Charles Montague: [moaning] Too much bondage. Too much bondage. Not enough discipline!

Brophy: [screams]

Listen, mister, I don't go for this sort of thing.

How did you, ummmm… get my room number? I am not going to listen to any more of this, I mean, I've had just about enough! What are you wearing? Jeans? You're wearing jeans? I bet they're tight.

You want to x-ray the celery? What do you think we're smuggling dope in the celery? The celery's not for dope. It's for dip!

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: What's your sign?
Victoria Brisbane: I'm sorry. It's… unlisted.

I liked him when he had a van and there aren't too many men I could say that about.

I got it. I got it. I got it.
[thump]
I ain't got it.

I could actually see those two unhappily married.

If you take @CaliCheeseSucks:disqus' advice then follow @Fancyarcher:disqus because they've been pushing for firsties lately.

So no nagging wife then?

So James Dean's dad in an apron in Rebel Without a Cause hilarious?

I got a rock.

S'bigly.

S'welegant.

So three scoops now?

See, we've got it wrong already. Those players are way too old for Sandusky.

It's not a joke.