They were just looking for jellybeans.

I think @Gumbercules and the whole Food Thread have been raptured away and we've been left behind with Kirk Cameron.

If you'd seen their paychecks you would understand the KFC and McDonald's comparisons.

Unfortunately yes.

I never use the acronym. It's a television thing.

Well considering that the logic that you are referring to was a response to your comment that you edited out of existence then I don't think you get to respond to me. Perhaps I should now edit my comment to make it look like you don't know what you are talking about?

Didn't they reverse the advice on peanuts and now we're supposed to expose kids to them? Do NOT take my word on this because I do NOT know this for certain and I don't want to kill anyone's kids.

With well over a thousand comments the click rate has got to be awfully high.

Dad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!

There doesn't seem to be anyone around.

In not-Soviet Russia you spray Alex Jones!

We could also be talking about Tiffany but there are only so many Trump children that we can stomach at a time.

http://www.mabaensch.com

Yes. But how it's done is the question which must never be answered.

The face that launched a thousand ships? Edna had better come up with better costumes.

Not everyone.

Joanne Worley happened to Ruth Buzzi. Or Arte Johnson.

Death Ray? Or just the Ray from the floor below who owes me five bucks?

Counterpoint: um, Ray, who?

I have to work in the morning.