MONGOLS NEED BRACES!

I suppose Matt Smith can't go back and visit the Ponds because reasons but nothing was said about different Doctors.

Hey, I'd be happy if Rory came back and took his shirt off again but I really can't figure out how that would be reasonable. So let's just go to the planet of the strong female characters who make the Doctor do the right thing.

Johnny Rotten gave me a good idea why Doctor Who needs to protect England. No one else will.

Get on your bikes and ride!

Oddly enough Europe seems to be mostly sane. Stay out of the US, the Philippines, India and, you know Hawaii, because it's apparently not part of the US according to the president of the US. I guess Russia is okay because they own all of us now.

It twirled up!

Jenny is a Time Lord and can regenerate. Don't like what she was? Fine. She can be someone else now.

Not these pics. That's why god invented internet porn.

We've never seen Jenny again despite the fact that she's a Time Lord and has a space ship. We've never even seen Christina D'Souza again despite the fact that she's she's a badass pirate Lady with a flying bus. If Bill is gone then just forget about her. Pretend you're Donna Noble because that is just not going to…

Not that part, It's spoken for.

That's not a boycott. That's called puberty. It's that time in a young boy's life when he realizes why he's been watching men in speedos.

*places mirror*

I was just in Poland (and Austria) where I met people who actually like Trump because he gets along with Russia. People in Europe can be stupid too. They're just not responsible for that asshole.

The horse will get you home and tuck you into bed.

Well sure he is. He's a couple years older and fatter. Older and fatter mean a lot to TV people.

I'll be grateful if I don't have to listen to the Dead, or worse, their fans.

I'm sorry Mr. Trump but we already have a VP in charge of tits.

Waah! BIG BABY HANDS!

You can't fool me. Those are cold dead tentacles. What? You thought I haven't seen Japanese porn? This is the internet!