At least you're not a Star Trek fan. Your movies are just fucked up. Ours are fucked up by Star Wars fans.

It's the World's End.

The horse knows where it goes. If you've got a good horse you can fall asleep and the horse will take you home.

Yup. Same thing with the anti-gay thing. Trump gave us lip service and then Gorsuch and Secessions.

This is true. Calvin Coolidge promised that I would be a millionaire. After all this time I'm not even a thousandaire!

According to the internet he has a big dick which would be a step up from Trump.

Not if enough of us die and can't vote.

He's cute and not an asshole. What more do you want?

Has the Kinja demolition started already? I can neither log out or log in with my legacy account.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the shape of their ampersand, but by the content of their character.

Plastique.

I run a VPN and more often than not I'm in Amsterdam. It was a bit more useful last week when I actually was in Europe. I'm always amused when Google News thinks I'm in Singapore and tells me what condo I should buy.

Yes, as a matter of fact I did have a bone spur.

Of course they'll never dessert him. They could never live up to the chocolate cake at Mar a Lago.

It takes a lot of carrots to get a 200 pound piece of orange shit.

Do you actually watch TV? We elected a crappy TV star as president and he's on TV ALL THE TIME. Sorry, about the shouting but you started it.

If the result is Idris Elba I could live with that.

So you're a Manichean? I never would have guessed.

That is indeed something that Hetfield would do. Then he would write an epic song about how wrong it was and nobody understands him. It would be surprisingly good but the drums would suck.

My favorite car crash song: https://youtu.be/TfR-g5gWuQc