What else was he going to do with that enormous dick?

"Absolute Beginners" is one of the best songs ever and is my ringtone for random callers because I want to be happy when random people interrupt my day.

Hey Hey Hey!

You talking 'bout Shaft?

Unfortunately she taught Data how to tap. We haven't forgiven her for that yet.

I'd make a crack about Barron having outgrown that but I think he should be off limits.

She's moving into the White House. Nothing can save that marriage if they have beds in the same building.

The Babadook is creepy and it's kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
It's altogether babadooky.

The Babadook just told you that because the Babadook didn't want to hurt your feelings but really didn't want to sleep with you. The Babadook is actually a whore.

That's not a beard. Those are just oddly placed tentacles. Don't blame Cthulu. He just slept on them wrong for millennia and it's gonna be a while before they fall back in place.

We're pretending that they're still writing it. All the freelancers that made WOT a feature were dropped and now staff members spend no more than 5 minutes on a paragraph, maybe two. If it weren't for the Jeopardy! thread getting attention outside of the AV Club WOT would probably have been dropped altogether. The…

Call Hannity! Why does no one call Hannity!

You just did. It's now named after Ronald McDonald and Regan from The Exorcist.

Totally L7.

Oh goddamit. I'm still grieving for What's on Tonight and you have to remind me about Friday Buzzkills?

They've seen you?

Did the kids on the playground tease you about your dad being "Boobarella"?

- Taco Bell's bell end.

Seriously? @isisuptown:disqus set this one up and you all waited for me to post this? https://youtu.be/5uZQFOfMSfY

Different writers. Different aims. Both Poe's children and we could argue whether Poe was literary (please don't defend his poetry) or pulp. I'd say both in Poe's case just like Dickens across the pond.