Isn't it time for you to fall back into your coma? Here, let me help you.

Was she talking about Trump or was she being mean to her brother?

Why are all the gay characters on the side? I'm a gay muppet who happens to be the star of my own life. Why do I always have to be shoved aside by Miss Piggy and Kermit?

We don't need to divide and conquer.

In the early years of Hollywood the percentage of jews behind the screen was high but the percentage of jews on screen was low and their portrayal was awful. It was wrong then. It's wrong now. What's to get?

Considering how much damage Hollywood did to LGBTs over the years they should be held to a higher standard.

But do they have any locations outside of Laurel Canyon?

"Cocaine" is a hell of a drug.

The third is my favorite. Loaded is a couple of great songs surrounded by some other stuff. Outside of live albums and comps nothing after that counts.

This is the new frontier. A joke isn't funny until it's been explained, extrapolated, annotated and deported. You didn't think you were getting paid for that? Because that's funny.

Obviously your legs are not hot and your torso is not cool. I'm sorry but you're never gonna make it in the movies.

He's black and he was in Alien 3. Any more questions? We could talk about why Roc didn't get renewed but this is starting to get repetitive. It's like I can see the expensive alien monster kill the black man before he can become a star.

That's old enough to be embarrassed.

I take it you've never read Supernatural slash-fic.

They didn't use the Sarcastro font.

The pizzagate is something to really look into.

Eh, people still go to see Star Wars movies despite the fact that the prequels exist and we even have to pretend we know about them to understand the new ones. There's a pretty low bar here. You don't need Prometheus or really any of the previous movies.

It helped a lot to see Resurrection surrounded by lesbians. That basketball scene played really well but the scene that pushed it over into legendary territory was when Sigourney Weaver and Wynona Ryder almost almost almost kiss.

You made the mistake of having a poor father. No backsies.

He has a strong grip on his dick? Yes, he's passionate.