Sail away, sail away, sail away!

I'm surprised that you found the time to comment.

Shepherd's natural aura messes with those just like it does with cameras. When is it my turn? I don't know. It's all blurry and glowy but I can see the Bruce ham shining right over there.

#BlackSabbathMatters

By the book? Guaranteed. What they'll actually put on TV? Could last a bit.

He was right. Only black guys go down on Cybill Shepherd. I thought you spoke jive.

We have always been at war with soybeans.

Gabba gabba hey!

Salty.

And when you donate to Republicans you will get ebola. It's like a door prize that keeps on giving. All the Republican donors are welcome in heaven as soon as they can get here.

Cats are fascinated by his "hair". Cats bat at it whenever he turns his head. One day their claws are going to get stuck in there and Cats will regret it.

Well just about anyone is better than Simon Cowell.

You're almost on the right track.

But today the question is "What are you going to do with the Judea Liberation Front, keep it in a box?" And that's really not what they were going for with Life of Brian

Do well, son?

It would be easier if you stopped trying to rub my nose in it.

You're thinking of bowels.

You forgot to use the sarcastic font. People might think you are serious.

That's the best! You'll be right inside Johnny Depp's head!

Did I mention that it's in black and white and really really slow? And that's also a good thing?