I forget. Was it Cybil Shepard who used to hawk hair dye by saying "You're worth it!" Well, you are and don't forget it.

You'll figure out pretty quickly whether you're gonna like it or not. It starts with a very uncomfortable Depp on a train heading west (you know, like the Egyptian Book of the Dead) with random ugly Americans shooting buffalo out of the window. Then there's Crispin Glover at his most Crispin Gloverest and he won't…

Have you tried Xanax?

Who knew that spleens were so complicated.

I"m traveling soon and I'm bringing along a new translation of Cervantes' Exemplary Novels, Matt Cook's The Unreasonable Slug, Neil Gaiman's Norse Mythology and Shirley Jackson's The Haunting of Hill House because if I'm not traveling with Terry Pratchett then I need some Jackson and I brought We Have Always Lived in…

It's more weather oriented than anything. You never want to wear white in the snow because if the snow is white then you'll disappear and if the snow is not white then your clothes won't be white for very long.

Merricat, said Connie, would you like a cup of tea?
Oh no, said Merricat, you’ll poison me.
Merricat, said Connie, would you like to go to sleep?
Down in the boneyard ten feet deep!

Not at all. I watched it once.

Salo is far more disturbing than anything in Waters' entire career.

Like they pay attention to what other people say.

My friend and I were the only non-senior citizens at the very first showing of Hairspray at a suburban mall theater. We couldn't figure out why they were there unless it was just the senior discount and they were tired from mall walking and wanted a nap. We expected walk outs but they sat through the whole thing and…

The singing asshole is hilarious but the chicken is just disturbing.

So he looks like Trumps mouth? That seems appropriate.

They've got the boring uniforms and all the grandpas. This checks out.

We have always been at war with Lucille Ball.

At some point one of them read the rules for Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Once a Governor, always Governor. Even people like Blagojevich are entitled to use the title Governor while they rot in prison.

Bannon is easily the prettiest.

I'll settle for Stryper Garanimals.

You rang? https://youtu.be/Y64211sjSko