You should try using the sarcastic font. Unless you actually believe that at which point you can rot in hell.

Don't look out back.

Yes. He still has a job despite not being good at it.

Has the Village Voice bounced back? I used to read them all the time back in the day but whichever sellout it was just wrecked them. I don't even check in for the Pazz and Jop poll anymore.

Don't worry. We're gonna blame you anyway.

True story: https://youtu.be/MbOdqreSVwM

I'll just trust you on that.

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Prick

FAKE NEWS! We're living in Trumpistan now. Cognitive Dissonance is our birthright.

He's going with or without me. I'd probably choose to go anyway but there's no way I want to be lounging at the hotel pool when he gets back.

I can probably figure out a German menu and I'll have help from Viennese relatives. Poland will be just my partner and I and it looks like we're driving. We should probably do all right in Krakow and Warsaw but there's all those places in between.

I expect a schnitzel (pork) at some point and there have got to be pastries but I have no clue. We're visiting my partner's sister Pili and her family. His sister is Mexican but has lived in Vienna almost as long as I've been alive while her children and grandchildren are Viennese. I don't think Pili cooks so it…

Anchovies aren't popular stateside. I think if they used anchovies like they do in the south of France they'd be more popular. There pizza is mostly a big rectangular sheet sold in big squares with one unpitted olive in the middle of each. It's sold cold in the bakeries. You could heat it up but no one waits that…

I know there's nothing I can say to make you feel better but just don't be afraid to lean on those around you - even if they need to lean on you at the same time. I know that you're an Egyptian goddess but we've got this newfangled thing called arches. If two people lean on each other they can support more than they…

Why do you have to be so cruel? He doesn't have any legs!

The mushrooms are necessary for umami but if they taste like dirt to you or you just don't like the texture you have other options. Another love it or hate thing would be anchovies (but watch the salt!). A less controversial thing would be fresh tomatoes. I like the way they retain some of the brightness of fresh…

I was expecting more catfish and trolls but bots are annoying too and all of them muddy the waters.

Pizza in Milwaukee is either in slices or squares. Baby, I don't care. What matters is whether the crust has some bite and offers some flavor of it's own. It should not fold and it shouldn't be some giant doughy thing either.

Are the women all real (not a comment on trans/cis but do these posters identify as women in the the real world?) or is it like the rest of the internet?

Milwaukee style - which also happens to be the same as what most Chicagoans actually eat when they don't want a casserole. Thin, crispy, cracker-like crust that does not fold, usually cut in smaller pieces. Not too many toppings so the crust won't be soggy. There should be a balance among the crust, sauce, cheese and…