I'm not sure Grindr does either all the time. At the very least there has to be some kind of base attraction.

So in other words it's full of mixed signals and missed messages just like regular dating. So don't take it personally. It's only personal once you've gotten to know each other.

I thought Tinder was the straight Grindr. Do you fuck on the first date? Because if not then you should probably find a different app.

Like cookies, many sexual activities can be "only sometimes" activities. Perhaps we can talk @Cookie_Monster to host a workshop.

Neatly sums up why I don't like either.

Why not? Not all of the above story songs are good and some are downright painful.

No. That's a list song not a story song. See also "88 Lines About 44 Women" by The Nails.

So it's the ass of Chicago. Naturally it leads to Gary and Hammond.

Good god, by all means, do NOT venture into the comment section of YouTube.

My fist doesn't think it will stop his views from spreading. My fist is slightly smarter than a Trump voter. It's angry and wants to do the wrong thing but at least it's got the right target.

No one does.

Real Americans watch CBS and Fox News.

Only if Jane Bond is played by Beyonce.

Why bother when you can just point them in the direction of the Ark of the Covenant. Let God sort 'em out.

Superman is specifically Kryptonian. Doesn't mean he's white.

So you're saying you haven't met Richard Spencer yet.

It used to be the most delicious dessert. Now it's a desert. Even camels can't be bothered.

Pretending-I-don't-know-what-you're-talking-about-upvote.

If he's still writing here then he's probably on staff. Our new Univision overlords purged all of the freelancers which is why (outside of the still-flourishing commentary) What's on Tonight is now a desert. I'm waiting for the day that WOT is simply "Have at it commenters."

Never go full Graham Norton.