American Gods fan? I haven't been to either yet which is just silly since I've always lived in southeast Wisconsin. There's tons of Wright houses and buildings around so it didn't seem necessary to go to Taliesin and I would pass by House on the Rock on my way to Devil's Lake or the Dells.

Tortilla Flat is kind of silly but it's a gorgeous drive through the Saguaro National Forest (the only "trees" are saguaro cacti) and past Canyon Lake to get there. As a bonus you go past Superstition Mountain which is amazing (and my mom lives right below it). And who knows maybe you'll find the Lost Dutchman's Gold…

Yes and yes and no.

Pediatric nurses dress like kindergarten teachers. Blood stained scrubs are so much more disturbing when they're covered with teddy bears.

My uniform was not only 100% polyester but it was shit brown. I'd already worked in real restaurants but I was young and wanted to work with other kids. It was a mistake of course. I worked harder for less money but I also got invited to more parties and ski trips. I wouldn't change it despite how many times I had to…

What do you think drove her to drink?

We will all be outlived by Marion Ross. It's what we deserve.

Who? This Jason Biggs and his indiscriminate cock do no not exist in my world.

You need that and The Sky Is Crying at the very least. Then pick up Double Trouble Live, In Step and Family Trouble (because his older brother is tough enough on his own but they're better together).

What? "Look at Little Sister" was one of his few hits and was on the original release of Soul to Soul. Are you thinking of the bonus tracks from the previous Couldn't Stand the Weather? Or is there a version of David Bowie's Let's Dance that I need to get now?

Don't touch me; I'll die if you touch me.

Look at little sister up there with her fancy ballet shoes up on the wire.

I've seen your diapers. I think that's for the best.

I actually like DC. I'll be there again next month when my partner's nephew's daughter (Grand niece in law? I just think of her as a niece and to her I'm Tio Chef.) has her first communion and I'm looking forward to it. They live across the Potomac but both parents work in DC.

I wouldn't live that close to Trump.

He's still alive and playing with the Eagles.

I miss the coke spoons that McDonald's used to give us to stir our coffee.

We're talking about actors here. Not haircuts posing as Joanie's boyfriend.

He's still confused by his attraction to Linda Hunt.

Melania is many things but she's not dark.