To be fair they were hard to tell apart. Straub was the one who'd read Henry James and Bloch was Twilight Zone while King was monster of the week/year. Monster of the week won.

Internet becomes president but still has tiny hands.

Yes. And there'll be a new theme song from The Ramones. Why did we bury them all in that Pet Sematary?

It's probably the theatrical cut because he didn't seem to care at all about the "Directors Cut" and only put that together for the unfortunately named "Quadrilogy".

But not in excruciating detail. It's quoted and then Moore moves on.

Roc! ftw

Hey! The first time that you could watch a woman get anywhere near the White House.

Is it possible to be more adorable than Chris Pratt? Yes! Because here's Sally Field and Katie Couric on the same show.

Lizard people have a way to shut that down. It's called de-funding Planned Parenthood. Because lizard people will never get pregnant. Ever. Have you seen them?

Is it possible to "add extra violence" when we talk about Rorschach? Rorschach is one of my favorite characters in literature which is a rare thing for me because violence is a big turn-off for me but Rorschach is the id let loose..He's beyond reason. He doesn't understand why no one else reacts the way he…

Moore's not known for subtlety but he is the king of detail. He'll give you a small character moment and then drown you in text that provides background on that one simple character moment. All of this while giving you a made up history of costumed vigilantes that is so detailed that it must be real. And not once is…

Framing! Of course you can buy competence. It's called an Editor. I'm not sure if one was credited for The Living End.

Captain Obvious was not supposed to be a character in Watchmen. Or anything else. Ever. Of course I got it. And then the fucking scene kept happening. He was maybe my favorite character in the book but that scene made me take a second look at Ozymandias. Why the fuck are we keeping theses assholes around?

Do you want to be yelled at for two hours? Have I got a "movie" for you!

The majority of people cared then and still care now. We need to know about conflicts of interest. I don't give a shit whether or not he's as rich as he says he is. I expect him to lie about that because that's the kind of insecure bastard that he is.

he literally didn't know the meaning of "conflict of interest"

Sometimes I doubt Debra Messing's commitment to Sparkle Motion!!!

I'd be happy if the "Hallelujah" scene was replaced with a lecture.

The other Crash is far worse.

I thought they were both New York City. So putting them separately on the same map would be difficult.