I'm with you. I know my parents had sex because I'm here and I take after my father. Why would I want to know more than that?

Next time drop the question mark. There's never any doubt when Frank Stallone shows up.

Obama went on vacation and took the internet with him.

Tears before bedtime.

Have you seen Elvis Costello? He looks like us. His luck with girls has been hit or miss. Some of those girls have been bona fide crazy while he's had his own being an asshole issue (that he seems to have gotten over). Now shall we talk about "This Year's Girl"? Because it seems to be Emma Stone and I have a feeling…

Have an upvote on me. (Don't) fuck the anti-vaxxers. Upvotes keep you here.

You don't look like Jena Malone or Mandy Moore. Are you Macaulay Culkin?

No. Haven't you learned anything from the Catholics? It's so much better when you have to feel guilty about it.

I just need to know. If we're becoming Breitbart I need to change my outfit. And everything else about me. I suppose I could stay white but I'm gonna need new, less colorful friends.

Cheap upvotes and low content? Are we becoming Breitbart?

She thought it would help her win an Oscar. It didn't. Not after Meryl Streeep.

How will we know if AVC doesn't post anything new?

But who can we get to play Uma Oprah Oprah Uma?

So close. You're thinking of Glennn Close. If it was Hilary Swank then you'd be looking for Annette Benning.

Yup. That's also why I have capital letters. I've been forced to [gasp] sign in through Disqus. Will our legacy accounts ever return? And will there be new content to comment upon? I blame Sean O'Neal/Barack Obama.

Anyone else having problems logging in to AVC legacy accounts? (If I have capital letters I'm signed in through Disqus and nobody wants that if they can avoid it.)

I'm just going by his "doctor"s word. I find it hard to believe that Trump will survive another round of Russian prostitutes. It's okay if he thinks he can, he thinks he can.

It makes me dance. I don't care what it's about.

Upvoted for all of the above except "Within You Without You".

I'm even happy with George's silly candy song. Granted, it wasn't as good or popular as the Archie's "Sugar Sugar" but he only drafted Eric Clapton. It's not like he knew Kurt Russell. https://youtu.be/QodG2KiaBEI