They've changed their name to Putinistas.

Des Moines? Trump voters don't care what happens to big cities!

I do cardiac rehab (work out monitored by nurses) at 8:15 am. My only request for the television is no news. We've mostly watched Good Morning America which is tolerable because it's easy to ignore. A couple of times it's been the food channel which can be frustrating because they keep showing how good all the food…

Only one rubber ducky per family.

Hey Luis. Stop digging that tunnel!

I've heard you were flexible.

Again, have you met Oscar? It's not just his personality that stinks.

That's not his name. It's just what we call him.

Uh…that doesn't make it better. Was he running around that tree so fast that not only his clothes but his blackness flew off of him? Yeah there's really nothing good there.

"Up against the wall motherfuckers!"

I've got three doctors, a group of washing machine repairmen, pending dinner plans, my partner and a host of other things that require my attention.

Yes. It is.

I went to Mexico. I get no cell service in Mexico (US Cellular doesn't have a deal with any Mexican carrier) but, while leaving my phone in airplane mode, I turned on Wi-Fi so I could communicate via the web. My phone tried to connect with my Yahoo! email account and Yahoo! went nuts. I finally gave in to Yahoo!'s…

1) In 2 1/2 days? Two doctor appointments with good news! Getting a washing machine fixed, cooking and working out!!!

RHCP have been known to try several positions. Oddly enough they seem to think that I could suck their kiss. I haven't taken them up on the offer.

I can't have nice things.

So it's just full on gay now?

He's had some experience with quarterbacks as well. I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd like to see if Tom Brady can hold up like Flash Gordon.

It's having an identity crisis. It thinks it wants to come out as bi but we all know better.

America yawned. Is that the thirsty guy? Whatever happened to him?