Unlike at the Grammys Tull is left outside. The qualifications of a Jethro are big and dumb and full of…humorous personality. Tull fails on at least one of those qualities.

Only the clueless ones. The rest are at the rally.

Say hi to Jane Mansfield for me!

That's why there's so many of them.

That's due to the whiskey.

I think it was the Kent Family series - did that come first? - that I read at least half of in the fifth grade or so. My mom was in some crappy book club and had all of them. I never got to the end. It was probably the second series that I never finished. The first was the Oz books but with those I had made the very…

Ricky Schroeder is kind of expensive. Can we get Mario Lopez?

But history and, uh, bodices? Were there bodices in John Jakes? There were plenty of pages so I'm sure there was some history in there right?

Why? Hasn't he been punished enough?

Sorry if I was inexact. If you're making stock and you want to use the meat in the final soup or whatever it is that you're making then you may want to season the meat early so that the salt has time to penetrate the meat. It's the only reason that I can think of to season at all before reduction. I've almost never…

The only reason to season early is to season the ingredient itself but if you're making stock then you might not even use the cheap cuts of beef or chicken that flavor the stock and you almost certainly aren't using the veg from which all flavor and vitamins have been removed into the stock. Most times if you season…

Two whole minutes? I hate to be the one to tell you but they don't actually like you. They're delaying your gratification on purpose.

Almost never.

And yet somehow Menudo has yet to make a comeback.https://youtu.be/qaQ3O444sDM

I've seen more than enough of that ass. I don't like big butts and I cannot lie.

It's the texture that people object to. That or simple unfamiliarity.

https://youtu.be/FFroMQlKiag

That's supposed to be Napoleon? I thought he was dressed as Kellyanne Conway.

Thanks! My dad had that on 45. I'm not sure if it was even the a-side but I played the hell out of it as a kid and it's only gotten better as I've gotten older.

He was probably behind this: https://youtu.be/pX0RDot0NCM.