Is it the same horse? Because that would be disturbing.

You forgot to spell Trump. It's spelled TRUMP!

I've got stripes in places that are probably embarrassing to admit. Luckily I'm not embarrassed to admit that I'm an asshole. But I'm working to make my life, your life and everyone else's lives better. If I can do one of the above then my job is done.

Oh, just realized that I've been talking to you from my Disqus account. If you want more background on me you should be looking at my legacy AV Club account which goes back years longer and covers much more ground. So look for @souse chef:disqus if you want to know more.

Something about Trump. Trump doesn't care about the Patriots. Trump cares about Trump.

I've seen you around a few times and if you remember me at all (or look up my past comments) you might notice that I've have had very few things to say about Israel. Maybe one in thousands of comments. The only thing critical would be about the really stupid and obviously illegal and intentionally provocative…

He can deflate my balls. I'll just keep edging until the game is over.

Of course that's The Onion. Roger Goodell doesn't do things! Next thing you know you'll be telling me that Donald Trump has done a day of work! Is this opposite day?

It took a lot to become more hated than the Dallas Cowboys. They managed. They had plenty of competition from the Raiders and the Steelers and so many more but no team is more hated than the Patriots. No one else even came close.That could be something to be proud of.

That's fine. The witch didn't hear you.

I rarely want to talk about Israel these days. @MANIMAL went there (and he/she/it/whatever usually lives up/down to the username). You took the bait. Don't blame me.

I don't think anyone's accused me of being classy before. I'll keep that open as an option. Is there a dress code?

I'm not remotely gleeful that Netanyahu has a nuclear button of his own likes to play stupid games on the West Bank that might end the world but I'm glad that you can see the sun shining out of my ass. Remember to get a tan and not a burn.

That's what really bothered me with this article. Outside of a couple that argued for their version of a classic guacamole with useful tips (avocados must be ripe, keep the oxygen out) everyone else seemed intent on adding in things that aren't in guacamole. You can add them in if you like and you think it tastes good…

That "del dia" signifies that what you are getting is not standard guacamole. I'm fine with that - especially if it's good. Just don't tell me that it's guacamole and let me find strawberries in there without warning. I won't be happy even if it's good and I'll think you're insane.

So boiled peanuts for Atlanta and guacamole for New England? I think we need to get you a new map.

They've already won. I won't hear otherwise. No question! FAKE NEWS!

That's not a pesto. I like heat and I like peppers so I have no problems adding pretty much any hot pepper or pepper sauce to just about anything. For personal consumption. I'll add serrano or jalapeno, seeded or with seeds according to whom I'm sharing the guacamole (or pesto or whatever) with. I do the same with…

There's a lot of Patriot fans around here that I like (Cali and NUME jump to mind immediately) so I will be happy for them when the Patriots win. But we are living in a new world and I now can console myself with the "alternative fact" that the Packers have already won Super Bowl LI(e). Who are you to tell me I'm…

I know! Bayless hired him! WTF? Did Bayless spend too much time on Top Chef? Is he thinking "We're not gonna go Modernist like Alinea but maybe I should try this guy who thinks strawberries belong in guacamole?"