It could have been Patriots vs. Cowboys which would have been the Alien Vs. Predator of Super Bowls loLI.

I'll put up with guac before "vacay". If you're on vacation then I've got time to shun you.

It's the baby hands.

It's the good Jean Simmons and not the bad Gene Simmons. https://youtu.be/smdqe2eluEI

I also use Google News as a filter. It annoys the fuck out of me that Breitbart articles will show up as news and good lord I don't trust just anything that they show me but it can be a good way to see what other people are reading. I often find things there early or things that I would not have found at all otherwise.

I knew there was a reason you've looked prettier lately.

Rose Nyland had a very interesting life but she was not in Fleetwood Mac or the USC Trojan marching band. As much as we may wish it were so. Imagine the Rose Parade with Rose Nyland. Best hangover cure ever. I bet she plays tuba.

Don't tell me that you want me!

Sledge Hammer! Fuck yeah!

That's not Dukat. You're thinking of Gul Dumar who was in office because everyone would rather have a kanar with Gul Dumar than a female changeling. Not that Cardassians were sexist or anything.

I'll never defend Gul Dukat but if I'm going to have my life and my world wrecked by an asshole I'd rather have Gul Dukat than some trashy, boring piece of shit like Trump.

Ketracel White was always in short supply. Stupid white men in congress are eternal.

I don't have enough Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooos for this.

Picard's brother is pissed off enough for several planets already.

Q was God. Are we willing to admit that God was a villain?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I always thought he looked more like a naked Borg. No. Not Seven of Nine. NO. NOT LOCUTUS! AND NOT HUGH EITHER! Just one of the boring Borg.

Weyoun was bred to solve problems. Ryan just pretends problems don't exist and hey! why are we paying for people to have better lives? We can just take a little off the top over here and cut this program off at the knees and you won't see a difference at all!

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I disagree. So does my salad, half of my car and all of my boyfriend.