I played a small role in a performance by a friend of mine at one of those lofts (although ground floor) filled with artist types (all guys). I played her obstetrician. We arrived before the crowd and she mused aloud that it was too bad that we didn't have a speculum. One of the guys that lived there overheard us and…

She's only seen some of Sex and the City. And maybe the bad first few episodes of Cougar Town.

No more faking it. This time in life he's making it!

Shut up, Jenny! I just said you were never heard from again. Why do you have to ruin everything?

Well thank god that Brian Blessed is here to decide for us.

Ma n'atu sole
cchiù bello, oje ne'.
O sole mio
sta 'nfronte a te!
O sole
O sole mio
sta 'nfronte a te!
sta 'nfronte a te!

Rage Hard!

Well there was that McCarthy girl but she was the victim of a vaccine that left her susceptible to Wahlbergers. She hasn't been heard from again.

It's difficult to have a violent reaction to McCartney (unless you're Lennon). Sure there's some mild distaste but the second-hand high (Hi Hi Hi!) always leads to stupid sing alongs to "My Love" or "Silly Love Songs" and then what were we arguing about? Let's sing "Coming Up"! What? You don't know that one? Let me…

There's some great musical ideas that go absolutely nowhere and lyrics that are possibly his worst (it must be said that my name is not Michelle or I would have a very obvious other choice for worst lyric). McCartney's a fucking genius but I hate when he just shoves a bunch of unfinished songs together. It ruined a…

Welcome to McCartney's world!

This isn't from me, just relaying what Rip, who is legitimately not all there said, but uh, that's what his intact penis will do to your pussy. I don't recommend this.

Says she's a dirt box
You're like a cannibal
Somebody feeds her, sure ain't the State Farm
Who buys the tickets and who buys the clothes
Puts the liquor in her stomach and the powder up her nose
Move. That's right
And don't it make you feel good?

Too Much Tuna!

Too be fair it seemed appropriate when people started to wonder if they were Kardashians.

CHANGE PLACES!

Also, she was really good on that Torchwood thing. Overall I don't think I'd recommend it for most people but Ambrose was amazing. If you like Ambrose it's definitely worth suffering through the rest.

Mohd has parents? Why were we not informed of this before? Is this going to make Take Your Daughter to Work Day even more awkward?

Member dismembering? Planet of Apes members dismembering. Member Hannibal? Hannibal members! Member jam? Champagne Jam? Atlanta Rhythm Section members!

Is the Vogon poetry about Trump? He will like it. Is it not about Trump? What were we talking about? Have you seen Ivanka's ass?