Ya Who? What're we gonna do when the stride mothers get smarter than us? How many Simpsons quotes will it take to build a levee against them?

Aaaaaah! Stop it with the Vogon poetry! Do you want the nuclear codes? They're right over there with Barron!

Member Gregory Hines? Pepperidge Farm and Will and Grace member Gregory Hines!

Wrong. Bernadette Peters. She's horribly disfigured.

No. Billy Crystal met nuance once and he took nuance out to the parking lot and stomped on it until it was dead. Then he looked directly into the camera and said, very slowly and deliberately, "Ain't I a stinker?"

Cher and Cher Alike.

Not quite a Jethro but almost as dumb.

…and some of them remember the bird. The others married Rosario.

What? Did you actually see Will as fat? The joke was that Jack couldn't see the real world. In the real world Will was thinner than Jack although Will was also delusional about just about everything. All of the main characters and most of the supporting ones on Will and Grace lived in their own private universes.…

One star.

*puts @disqus_KMKe0tqoWs:disqus on the back burner set to a low seethe. promises to check on him in an hour. looks at previous promises*

And we've circled back to "Coati Mundi" https://youtu.be/MO06a2KNBOs

Budgie, distracted by mirror, does not respond.

*three bottles later*

Sure they are. I no longer want to listen to Jackie DeShannon even though she's awesome. I don't even want to hear "Bette Davis Eyes" because god dammit Suburu put a little love in her eyes and I just can't ever hear that god damn song butchered for charity again.

Gahh! I fucking hate General Hospital! Luke rapes Laura. Then there's the top-40 "love" theme for Luke and his rapee Laura. Then rapist Luke is gonna marry victim Laura. Ratings go through the roof. Biggest movie star in the world Elizabeth Taylor shows up to witness the wedding of rapist Luke to rape victim Laura.…

All of CBS viewers (with the noteable exception of @matthew_stechel:disqus) are in the winter of their lives. If they knew what time of year it was they might attempt to change the channel.

I suppose that's better than watching the movie.

Fight, obviously.

But has Cher called lately? I mean Nic Cage has but he won't shut up and is that a blessing?