Only when we go to plaid.

I like to roll over in John Williams grave too. It's surprisingly comfy what with all the Oscars.

Space Brooks. Featuring the hit song "Space Anxiety".

Ssh!

Devo? Thanks but I think I'm satisfied.

Will you or won't you be the last pun on earth?

I hate to admit that a very long time ago in a website far far away I just might have once pretended to be Billy Idol. It was no where near as good as my Amy Winehouse impression and I promise that it will never happen again.

Thanks. I was busy space 'batin'.

Haters gonna hate but Cookie strikes back.

You'd think it was even sweeter if you saw the picture. I'm leafing through a picture book filled with memories of my mom with both of us momentarily distracted by the camera but still smiling from looking at the book. It's goddamn perfect and I hope that's how she always thinks of us. She had the misfortune of seeing…

Are you raging yet? https://youtu.be/T9AXDPCWics

Shirtless, waxing the Vice-Presidential Trans Am.

LOW ENERGY @tj_truffleberry:disqus RUNS OUT OF EXCLAMATIONS BEFORE HE MAKES HIS POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just can't turn you loose. Get up off of that thing!

I hate Gallic politics.

Oh yeah, also doing my mother's "pate" which is basically braunschweiger, cream cheese and onion. It's silly, simple and delicious. Also debating putting out herring in wine and onion. I doubt anyone but me would eat it but it makes me think of my grandfather. It also smells like herring which for me is wonderful but…

Ha! I fucking love it!

Elvis is angry as hell when he sings that! That's another one of my go tos for catharsis.

I fucking love him but many many people don't get his humor. I was front and center for that show because I suffered through Die Kreuzen which was perfect. Their sound sucked so the vocals were lost. I slam danced my way to the front and held on for dear life. I lived next door to the venue at the time so it was cool…

I've got family issues too but I've learned that I need to separate my own self-worth from how they see me. I'm not that person anymore. My mom's opinion of me is probably more important than anything else but I know better who I am than she does. If you are even half of the person that you present here then you are…