Can't I just play Metal Machine Music really loud at 3am? It's always worked in the past.

Could I run as MegaRepublican? Or would Trump see me as a threat and nuke me? I promise I'll stroke his ego.

Fleece gets expensive once you've covered more than one elderly person. It's effective and they even like it during the summer because of the bad circulation but it's not realistic to believe that you can cover all of the elderly, especially not on your salary.

In the event
that this fantastic voyage
Should turn to erosion
and we never get old
Remember it's true, dignity is valuable
But our lives are valuable too

Where do we go from here now that all of the children have grown up
And how do we spend our time knowin' nobody gives us a damn

The thing to remember with crock pots (and closed Dutch ovens) is that the liquid doesn't reduce. You may cook the alcohol (mostly) out of the beer but all of the water is still there and it doesn't get any more flavorful. I'm not sure what you did wrong but I bet that was part of it. I probably would have eaten your…

Yes. Scalloped russets with gruyere. Roasted new with brie. Boiled red with bleu. Potato chips dipped in Velveeta? Bring it on!

Ha! You think Trump can control what he's unleashed?

Gime is a flat circle.

One third of Modern Family will do just fine.

I'm always happy to see more of Poolie. Dance, Poolie, dance! Ah, ah, ah, ahhhh!

Wrong thread. You must have missed MLA's Sobriety Corner.

Has anyone checked the markets. I haven't dared yet. I know everything's going to drop like crazy but please, please, please don't trash the world economy before Trump even does anything.

We can forget about Jane Doe. She was already afraid for her life and the lives of her family. There's no way she's going into open court when her alleged rapist is going to become President of the US.

This one's an Iraqi flag. Enjoy!

correct answer—stupid angry white people

I'm gay and my naturalized US citizen partner is originally from Mexico. If we retire south it won't be running away, it will be running to.

You've made the insane claim about Reagan before. I know you read my response about the many people I knew that did not survive Reagan because you responded to me. You know you are full of shit. If you want to be taken seriously then don't behave like a troll.

Say goodbye to the filibuster. That's reserved for Republicans, just like the Supreme Court.

I'm running out of flags.