You've earned another flag. When will you be satisfied with the flags? You eat flags like Zoidberg and yet are somehow less likable.

Arpaio is gone?! Thank you! I've haven't made myself dredge through the results yet and it's nice to know that there's something other than Duckworth to make me happy.

Now you're just making shit up to antagonize people. Go away.

You always know just what to say to make people hate you.

Please continue your Politics Corner. I think we're going to need it more than ever.

Totally sucks that it's on election night. I was hoping to hang out and be paranoid with Easy.

Yup. See also @StillFranko:disqus. Hey! I can finally flag other users! Aw, dammit. @CaliCheeseSucks isn't around and I still don't know how to spell her account properly. Cali's the only one I know that might be able to fix this. I've also been having problems trying to email AVC directly. Is Chicago still there? I…

I can't even get to the e-mail to complain about this now. What the hell? Is Chicago there? I mean they made a mistake with Rahm and I feel for them and all but uh did someone spill coffee on the server on their way out?

Why don't I ever get invited? I make donations and everything. I don't even have unwanted tentacles like @octopusoutofcontrol:disqus.

Yup. That's why I'm wearing my porn disguise. It appears that others are posting under their normal selves but I have no idea who has a legacy account like us or Disqus accounts.

Blue upvote.

I'd rather discuss politics with DeNiro than vaccines. I'll keep your shiny truck example in my back pocket just in case.

Especially considering that Republicans and Democrats switched places on the political spectrum between Teddy Roosevelt and Franklin Roosevelt.

Try watching wrestling and pretend that the beefcake are actual cakes. This also works for American football.

If he was interested in doing good stuff he'd be looking for things with Leah Remini or Jerry Stiller or AV Club favorite Patton Oswalt and telling apparent friend Adam Sandler to fuck off. But he'd rather go on vacation and who can blame him? He's already made more money than he had any expectations of making. He's a…

Well it was new and kind of fancy so we just said nuance for short. It's not like it means anything.

Have a soothing cup of herbal tea. You'll be fine and putting us to sleep soon.

The third shift is plaid.

I'm not dead yet!

Aw. That's so cute. You still think that Lorne Michaels knows what black people look like. He thinks they're laser cats. He doesn't like them.