Bowie spelled it "Heroes".

Congratulations, America, you’re getting two more Tyler Perry movies

We're nothing like 4Chan or Reddit. That's why I hang out here. There must be a flipside to Murphy's Law. Just because something can go wrong doesn't mean that it always will.

That's self-defeating. The website lives or dies by page view.

It obviously appeals to a lot of people here. That's why the thread is consistently long. We also tend to be fairly well behaved here which is why we tend to stick to that thread. I'm now regretting responding to @Thomas R. because he specifically did not want politics. I'm more concerned that he might leave. I rarely…

Gah! That would be worse! Not only is political coverage "What's on Tonight" for many people and this year we even have pop culture invading politics from all sides but especially with Trump but censoring political discussion is dangerous. You don't have to take part but let the rest of us talk about what we want to…

Do I have to?

Thanks for reminding me that I need to pick up some blue-black ink. I need to give Judith Martin a little what for.

I'm hoping for the plucky ex-pilot with massive PSD issues who is probably still a drunk and everyone knows is a mess but he didn't eat the fish.

I'm a sensible person and haven't been trapped in the wrong place yet so I've never seen Hellraiser IV against my will. Yet.

I'm not hearing "Elaine". I need to hear "Elaine".

Have you watched Toddlers and Tiaras? It seems obvious to me that parents are made from bacon and leftover scraps from the slaughterhouse floor.

I'd actually recommend Moby Dick but feel free to skip the whaling chapters. The whole point of them is that he's going to tell you more than you ever wanted to know about whaling and that you'll never know everything there is to know about whaling. Done! Now you can just focus on things like character and plot and…

What's all this nonsense about sax and violins on television?

Not yet! That's where responsible commenters go to, uh, a nice farm upstate where they can frolic with puppies and ducklings.

…or the US.

They're Américain.

A responsible commenter! What are you doing here?

Just ask Gracie! (Gimme a rim shot!)

George Burns was even better when he played himself in Oh God!.