Cosby version? Advice and..

The snark is frolicking upstate on a nice website with Clickhole.

Uh, too soon?

Disturbing username/comment synergy!

We're already fucked if a third party candidate is elected by surprise. Like in most elections, this year's third party candidates are running to push their agendas into the national conversation and to strengthen their parties. None of them expect (or are expected) to win. Some of them may hope to be spoilers.

It seems appropriate that I'm back in Disqus hell trying to thank @disqus_KMKe0tqoWs:disqus for remembering or finding out which version she was in.

Superstore!

Ignore the asshole behind the curtain! He doesn't seem to have much to do with the production of Mom other than signing checks and receiving checks.

Aww. Look at them! They think they're a football team!

"We Don't Need Another Ike" was fine but I already had "What's Ike Got to Do with It?"

I was already a huge Tina Turner fan but never expected a comeback. Then that happened. Then she hooked up with a few more British producers. Then she's top of the charts all over the world. Then she finds a hunky sax player and sells out houses bigger than she'd played when she opened for the Rolling Stones. Then…

We have never left the holodeck.

Well Foxx needed his own space to become…basically the same thing his ex-bandmates became while Ure needed something a little more stable than Steve Strange could offer. So we got John Foxx albums, Ultravox albums and Visage albums. You may not like them all but I think we all won.

Well if it wasn't Australian then we'd have to look at Japan and they only pretended to be half-way around the world. Although Japan gets the win for greatest distance traveled from their shabby glam beginnings to their occasionally danceable art rock end. (I love them every step of the way.)

Flowers for everyone!

If you're going to pretend you're anything like Bowie and Ferry then you damn well better be Iva Davies.

I was only being slightly snarky. Bowie wasn't horrible at sax but considering the long list of things that he was shockingly good at I don't think I'm going to spend much time reminiscing over his sax playing - especially since he was also pretty good at finding horn players who were much better than he.

Uh, yeah, um I've never seen Quarterflash either.

(And shall we just not acknowledge Quarterflash at all or admit that we saw them open for Linda Ronstadt?)

Ooh, just thought of another: James Chance (James White, James Black, etc.) also fits in the Funhouse Void category.