much better than sax players in most rock bands

Yes. Just not a very good one.

Never explain a joke. Also never back down from a joke. Also never take drugs with Lisa. She'll make you listen to her saxophone. She's not as good as David Bowie.

That is so wrong and so right.

The shame may never go away but it is possible to live a "normal" life.

It was a cat. Why do you think Killary is trying to stop them?

By best he means "anti-biotic resistant". Let me hand you this "I've just met @avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus and now I'm embarrassed" pamphlet. There's a doctor down the hall who can answer all your questions.

There's more than one way to kill a cat.

Only an alien deity would admit to remembering something that long ago. Now get off my mount!

Reluctant upvote.

Disturbing, but still better than the movie.

Number 5 can't be reinforced enough. It doesn't matter how reasonable your alcohol intake is if you don't know what else is in there.

Jon Lovitz? Yeah, that's not gonna work.

The lines were so long that we were forced to invent entertainments for ourselves. You'd be surprised at what little Timmy could do with a hoop and a stick. By the time we got into the movie we were all overstimulated and took a nap. Did we miss anything?

Have you tried aloe vera gel. Or is it more of a cortisone thing?

Drumpf I'd Like to oh no no no no no no no that is never going to be a thing.

I don't hate musicals at all. One of my favorite trips to New York involved seeing Book of Mormon just before the Tonys when it was as hot a ticket as Hamilton ever was and then a day of pick of the excellent revival of How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying starring Harry Potter and Dan Fielding.

I forgot you were looking for nuance so here's a bit more shade for you. Some consider Jackson the beginning of the modern Democratic party while others trace that back to Jefferson. Which slave owner was more racist?

That seems sincere. I've yet to meet anyone who's watched My Neighbor Totoro who hasn't at least strongly liked it. I suppose every one might have an age where they are immune to its charms - I'm guessing middle school/junior high since everyone is evil for a couple years.

Spirited Away is easily my favorite from him and is usually simply my favorite film.