I respect your (wrong) opinion

When I had my first barbecue brisket, at Franklin's in Austin, I had been a vegetarian for 11 hours and still got the o-face.

Aliens??? ALIENS??? Come on…
I'd say The Empire Strikes back, but now that's the prequel to the sequel of whatever.

Me! Stopped watching a long time ago but seeing the hate (and the Fs!) here makes past-Me feel better.

Lil' bit, but without the brains

Motherfucker.

Deep and Buzzfeed should never be in the same sentence.