[farts]

[poot]

*pssssffffffffttt! fftt! pwwwwabbbbth.*

*poot*

*BWWWWWWAAAAAAPPPP*

[FARRTTTT]

[ppfffftttttt!]

[puut.. puut… puut… PRRRRUUUUUUUUUUBBTHTHTHTHHH]

[passes gas approvingly]

[poot!]

[PPFFFRRRAUUUP!!]

[toot!]

Ugh, this pun thread is execrable.

[Floats by]

[RRRRiiiIIIIIIPPPP!!!]

[TWHIINNNGGG!}

[PFFFURT}

[boner droops, shuffles offstage]

[TWHAAAPPP!!!]
[boinnng!]

Well, I'm a dead corpse with a boner. What did you expect?