Geez, you make it sound all dirty.

I'm always lookin' for a little bit of cash to make some "Muppet magic" happen, ya' know what I mean?

Yeehaw! Jester's Dead!

I'm curious as to where the Insane Clown Posse comes down on the issue.

I believe it could be prophet-able.

Maybe it's like campus police, only having jurisdiction on church grounds. The megachurch that asked for it may include a whole town.

I read it as "Please no. More Mockery!"

I, for one, was grateful for the 10 minutes of exposition at the beginning of the episode to remind me of what happened last season, since it's been so long. Alas, I still for the life of me can't picture Liv's boyfriend what's-his-face, for whom she grieves for all of about 10 seconds. He's the Riley to her Buffy…

I enjoyed this episode a lot. Solid B+ in my book.

I don't have much to say about the article, so…

… Standards?

They feel the need to defend the UberGropenFuhrer.

It's nicer than "Slophouse."

A google image search of Kristy Swanson reveals that she had other… assets… beyond her acting abilities.

Little known fact that Cervates coined the term "Dutch Oven." He hates those too.

Wait, that's not Willie Nelson?

WELCOME TO COMMENTING WEIRDMAGGEDON! EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT AND WRONG!

Duh duh..dun (that's the People's Court theme. It's so clear in my head).

Strained her fingers playing the didgeridoo.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"